Posted: 3:15 am
June 30, 2008
As expected by HondoNation, the Chisox were a shoe-in last night against Chicago's loveable losers, which increased the bulbous bankroll of 575 dobys.
CORRECTION: Yesterday's total should have been 525, not 520, but Mr. Aitch's longtime accountant, the venerable CP Addemup, failed to factor in the Giants' underdog status. Addemup will be reprimanded.
Tonight, His Aitchnes hopes to get by with a little help from the one and only Jimmy Shields. Ten units on the Rays over the Sawx.
EXCLUSIVE: The Giants and Jets will announce today they intend to auction off Personal Toilet-Seat Licenses (PTSL) for their new stadium. Given the short supply of commodes in relation to the number of fannies in the stadium, bidding is expected to be fierce . . . In a re lated story, the Steelers over the weekend released running back Najeh Davenport, who, given his scatolog ical rap sheet, likely won't make a bid for a PTSL.
hondo@nypost.com
