June 16, 2008
Hondo's Cub curse - can't win going with 'em or against 'em - jumped up and bit him again yester day, as he was flushed in Toronto to slash the earn ings to 270 kuenns.
Tonight, he'll go Coastal with his ace - 10 units on Lincecum to outduel Zoolander, the Tigers' poseur.
Keith Olbermann reportedly has been diagnosed as having something called Wittmaack-Elbom's syndrome, an affliction that causes jittery legs and the inability to sit still. Dr. Aitch respectfully disagrees with the diag nosis. According to his analysis, Olbermann's jump iness clearly is caused by Human Gasbag Syndrome.
TRAVISTY: Hondo's Happy Father's Day wish in yesterday's Post went to the wrong Travis. It's Travis Henry, not Travis Williams, who's the World's Most Fertile Running Back and was expecting at least nine gifts yesterday. Apologies for inadvertently sowing an illegitimate seed of deception.
hondo@nypost.com
