By DAREH GREGORIAN
June 9, 2008
Hulk smash if you don't clean up your room!
Marvel Comics' not-so-jolly green giant is about to become a dad.
Skaar will come punching and screaming into comic-book stores Wednesday, two days before "The Incredible Hulk" hits movie theaters.
"Just in time for Father's Day, we have 'Skaar: Son of Hulk,' " said Greg Pak, who's writing the new comic.
Skaar isn't your typical tot.
"Born in fire, raised by monsters, and destined to conquer," Pak said of the savage child who shares his father's anger-management issues.
The green-skinned goliath won't be handing out any cigars - he doesn't know he's a dad.
Skaar was conceived on the planet Sakaar, where the Hulk had spent some time in his own comic.
There, he tied the knot with - and knocked up - a superpowered warrior woman named Caiera, the Oldstrong.
The ship that brought Hulk to the planet blew up, killing Caiera and, he assumed, their unborn child.
