May 31, 2008
Sizzling Hondo made two glorious appearances in the winner's circle last night, collecting with the Reds and Rays to enlarge the bankroll to 605 mizes.
Today, 10 units on the Dodgers over the disap pointing Mike Pelfrey out at the Lame Duck Dump.
Susan Sarandon is threatening to move to Canada or Italy if John McCain wins the election. Don't get your hopes up too much, kids. Surely you recall when Alec Baldwin reneged on his promise to emi grate if Dubya beat Gore. Nevertheless, if she does make good on her vow, Mr Aitch requests that she make room on the plane for: Keith Olbermann, Bill Belichick, Vito Fossella, "Firecrotch" Lohan, toe-tap per Larry Craig, CNN 'nad-roper Richard Quest, "Knees" McGreevey, Spitzer and Tinsley Mortimer.
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