LifestyleGoing Out and Staying In

HoroscopeBy Kiki T., Astrologer and Author of The Celestial Sexpot's Handbook

In the news: Jennifer Aniston

No matter how many times Aquarius Jennifer (who stars in Marley & Me) professes she isn't unlucky in love, no one will believe her. But her chance is coming in 2009, as romance is the biggest theme. If there's a serious commitment, it will be clear by February. Either way, she will be calling the shots.

For the week of January 04, 2009

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)

It's not that you can't get your way, it's that you need a new approach—so start throwing tons of compassion and pampering in someone else's direction. Only when they think you understand their pain will they do as you say.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 19)

The tables are turning and your lucky year is about to begin as Jupiter, the planet of fortune, finally moves into your birth sign on January 6, giving you miraculous powers. Soon your bitching and moaning will be purely for fun.

Pisces (Feb. 20 - Mar. 20)

You will serve as your own psychic hotline, with an infallible sense of intuition that will help you avoid all the dismal mind traps you are facing. The bad side is that it will make you question the sanity of those who are closest to you.

Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19)

Your harsh words will come back to haunt you and you will need friends to speed to your rescue. Coming up with a believable alibi is the only way out. The catch is, once you gain your freedom, there will be no turning back.

Taurus (Apr. 20 - May. 20)

The people who are holding the purse strings will compensate you generously for a job well done. However, the best payback will be hearing the haters beg for mercy as you step on them during your ascent up the ladder of success.

Gemini (May. 21 - Jun. 20)

Practical matters will have no bearing on your life in the next few weeks, which will work out fine because you rarely notice them anyway. Pursue your most idealistic and spontaneous ideas, because they will make you rich—and get you love.

Cancer (Jun. 21 - Jul. 22)

Your new goal is absolute power, but watch out. Don't get caught up in the superficial rewards. What goes around comes around—fast—and currently you're in no position to be reckless. For now, be satisfied that you are envied.

Leo (Jul. 23 - Aug. 22)

Your closest partner will bring you luck, so be ready to kiss up a little, since you have already put your cohort in the all the compromising positions. You had better hope that those arrangements have felt just as good to him or her as they did to you.

Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sep. 22)

You know you are a master of efficiency. Finally, your co-workers will see your brilliance too, because your methods will be successful now. Although there won't be any time to celebrate, there will be some time to gloat. Go for it.

Libra (Sep. 23 - Oct. 22)

Your love life is about to come back from the dead. Romance with a little extra spice gets thrown into the mix, stirring things up into a great big melting pot of sex, passion and fire. Just dive right in and enjoy yourself!

Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)

Home is where your heart is—and where your mind will be soon. Real estate issues will take precedence in your life and have you wondering where it is that you truly belong. Don't be shocked if relocating starts to seem enticing.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)

Variety is your drug and, thankfully, this is the time when many choices crop up to keep you on your toes—and lead you to ponder many different directions. While you will probably be exhausted and erratic, at least you won't be bored.